kad linksmiau butu [Paulius @ 2009-07-29 14:42:50]

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Autorius: Paulius
Data: 2009-07-29 14:42:50
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class=Apple-style-span>Mokytoja:<BR>- Vaikai, atminkite - kuokel ir piestels 
yra gls dauginimosi organai.<BR>I paskutinio suolo Petriukas:<BR>- Vo blia! O 
a jas dar uosiau!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Ateina programeris  darb raudonomis akimis, piktas, 
blogos nuotaikos. Jo ir klausia:<BR>- Vasia, ko toks nelinksmas?<BR>- Ai, vis 
nakt program raiau.<BR>- Ir k, neveikia?<BR>- Veikia!<BR>- Tai gal su 
bugais?<BR>- Be!<BR>- Tai ko tu toks piktas?<BR>- A, blet, ant Backspace 
klavio umigau...</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>- Na, kaip, daktare?...<BR>- Nieko... rytoj iraysime. 
Paskambinkit monai, kad atvaiuot.<BR>- Ne, daktare, nereikia jos 
jaudinti!<BR>- Kaip nereikia? O kas kn paims?!</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Susitinka du vyrai vienas ir sako:<BR>- Girdjau tavo 
mona neseniai gimd?<BR>- Taip atsako antras.<BR>- O kas gim? - klausia 
pirmas.<BR>- Berniukas atsako antras.<BR>- O kaip pavadinot? - klausia 
pirmas.<BR>- Onyte - jam atsako.<BR>- Kaip tai berniukas, o Onyt?<BR>- Ai 
gydytojai ne t virktel nukirpo.</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Petrelis kaime atostogauja. O nuobodyb, vienmeiai 
durni, merg nr. Vaikioja po sodyb, merdi i nuobodulio. Sugalvojo su oka 
lytinius santykius paturti. Apsidair - nieko nr. Kelnes nusimov, ok u 
rag pastvr. Na-a-a-a, kio... Oka kad isigando. Kaip rov bliaudama per 
kaim, Petrelis u rag nustvrs i paskos, dulki stulpas, oka kakarin 
paleidus!<BR>Praskriejo taip pro du diedukus, tie pavelg pavymui, 
komentuoja:<BR>- Ot jaunimas! Upakalio neturi kuo pridengti, o tokius 
moticiklus perka...</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Kart mogelis band gauti darb labai geroje 
kompanijoje. Jis puikiai ilaik visus testus. Paskutinio interviu metu, 
direktorius jam pasak, kad klientus gali erzinti jo viena nuolat mirkiojanti 
akis.<BR>- O! Tai pataisoma! A tik igersiu aspirino ir viskas praeis.<BR>Taigi 
jis kio rank  kien ir m i jos traukti vien po kito prezervatyvus kol 
pagaliau rado aspirin. Jis j igr ir mirkiojimas netrukus liovsi.<BR>- 
inote, bet mes svetimoteriavimo neskatiname!<BR>- O! Ne! Tiesiog ar Jums teko 
pirkti vaistinje aspirino nuolat mirksint viena 
akim?</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Vienas verslininkas sveiuojasi pas savo verslo partner 
Kinijoje. Pirma vakar jis nori gerai laik praleisti ir eina tiesiai  
vienam. Kai jau jis prieina prie reikalo prostitut pradeda aukti:<BR>- Huai 
Chan! Huai Chan!<BR>"Puiku" galvoja verslininkas."Jai patinka!" Tai turbt toks 
odis kaip bravo. Kit dien susitinka jis su savo verslo partneriu. Prie 
tvarkant reikalus jie dar nueina suaisti partijl golfo. Kinietis pirmu smgiu 
mua kamuoliuk  skyl.<BR>Verslininkas nori parodyti savo kiniei kalbos 
inias:<BR>- Huai Chan! Huai Chan!<BR>Kinietis:<BR>- Kodl? Kaip tai suprasti 
"ne  t skyl"?</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Skrenda lktuvas ir staiga pilotas pradeda isterikai 
juoktis. Stiuardes jo klausia:<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Kas atsitiko?<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- sivaizduoju, kokia panika kils 
durnyne kai suinos, kad a pabgau.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span>Puskarininkis - kareiviams:<BR>- Ar inote, kokioje 
temperatroje uverda vanduo?<BR>- 100 laipsni.<BR>- Neteisingai! Vanduo 
uverda 90 laipsni temperatroje!<BR>Kit dien, tas pats puskarininkis - 
kareiviams:<BR>- Ar inote, kokioje temperatroje uverda vanduo?<BR>- 90 
laipsni.<BR>- Neteisingai! Vanduo uverda 100 laipsni temperatroje!<BR>- Bet 
vakar sakte kad 90 laipsni?<BR>- ia a su staiu kampu 
supainiojau!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Ateina mogelis pas daktar, sako:<BR>- Pairkit kas su 
mano kiauiais darosi.<BR>Daktaras pasiiri ir vienareikmikai pasilo 
amputacij. Pacientas aiku nenori sutikt. Na daktaras sako:<BR>- Yra dar ansas 
ivengt operacijos - kreipkits  mano sen paystam, jau nebepraktikuojant 
gydytoj.<BR>Na ateina pacientas pas t senuk sako taip ir taip - gresia man 
kiau amputacija.<BR>Senukas apiri pamsto:<BR>- Ne operacijos nereiks... 
lipkit ligoni ant kduts... taip... dabar okit ant ems... va matot - patys 
nukrito.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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