- Do you speak English?
- Yes! 
- Name? 
- GayBOY
- Sex? 
- Three to five times per week. 
- No, no...I mean male or female? 
- Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel. 
- Holy cow! 
- Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general. 
- But isn't that hostile? 
- Horse style, doggy style, any style! 
- Oh dear! 
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...