What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'

:)

"Yvl"  wrote in message news:k9svgu$cgc$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...

-I said "glass of juice", not "gas the jews" !!!!


"scrp" <someone@somewhere.somehow> wrote in message 
news:k9su5r$a8t$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> -Kodėl Hitleris nusižudė?
> -Nes gavo sąskaitą už dujas.
>
>
> "Murmiau"  wrote in message news:k9q35j$s37$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>
> Hitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and
> asks the barman if thats Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says 
> yes.
> The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. 
> "We're
> planning world war 3" says Stalin. "We're going to kill 14 million jews 
> and
> 1 bike repair man" says Hitler "Why the bike repair man?" The patron asks.
> Hitler says to Stalin "See? I told you no one would ask about the jews."
>
>