<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META content="text/html; charset=windows-1257" http-equiv=Content-Type> <META name=GENERATOR content="MSHTML 8.00.6001.18241"> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial><BR><SPAN style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: 12px Verdana; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class=Apple-style-span>Susituokia jauna porel. Ir po vestuvi paaikja, kad vaikinas nei bum bum apie sex.. Jauna mona ir taip ir anaip bando usimint, o jis nesupranta nors tu k. Eina varg nulidus ir sutinka pagyvenusi kaimyn, ta ir klausia:<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">- Tai vaikeli kas atsitiko?<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">- Na va teta, tokia ir tokia bda.<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">Pasipasakoja visk. Kaimyn ir sako:<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">- Eik namo, apsimesk, kad sunkiai sergi. Vyras, aiku, susirpins, tada j atsisk pas mane. Ir viskas bus tvarkoj.<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">Na k, parvaro pana namo, grina lov ir vaidina, kad baisiai blogai jai. Grta ir vyras. Mato, mona mirtim vaduojas. Isigsta, o mona vos lieuv apversdama silo:<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">- Eik pas kaimyn, senas mogus, gal inos kaip padt.<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">Nulekia pas kaimyn. Kaimyne sako:<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">- Turi tu toki stebukling aknel, kuri ligas gydo.<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">Ir paaikina naudojimo instrukcij. Vyras grta namo, oka lov, padaro, padaro mona atsikelia i lovos, linksma, laiminga, kaip ro ydi. O vyras toks lidnas, lidnas prie stalo sdi. mona apkabina ir klausia:<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">- Kas tau yra? Nesidiaugi, kad pasveikau?<BR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 11px; LIST-STYLE-IMAGE: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px">- Ech, biau inojs, kad toki aknel turiu, tai nei tvas bt mirs, nei karv nugaius.......</SPAN></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>