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"Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz" <Grzegorz@Brzeczyszczykiewicz.tudai> wrote in 
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>A MAN went to the doctors suffering from a severe headache for years on 
>end.
>
> The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad 
> news is it will require castration.
>
> "You have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your 
> spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to 
> relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
>
> Joe was shocked but he knew he had no choice but to go under the knife.
>
> When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 
> 20 years, and he truly believed he could make a new life.
>
> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need ... a new 
> suit."
>
> He entered the shop and said, "I'd like a new suit."
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 
>  long."
>
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
>
> Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. The salesman asked, "How about a 
> new shirt?"
>
> Joe was on a roll. "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 
> 16 ½ neck."
>
> Joe said, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit 
> perfectly.
>
> Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about 
> some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The 
> salesman said, "Let's see ... size 36."
>
> Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years 
> old."
>
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would 
> press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one 
> heck of a headache."
>
> -- 
> Grzegorz
>
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