Jei jau pradejau, tai dar po ta pachia veliava:

A man was playing golf and sliced his tee shot into the woods. While looking for his ball he came across a witch standing over her chauldron. Well now that you found me I must grant you a wish! But in exchange your sex life will suffer. 

Thats alright replied the man, I want to be the worlds greatest golfer. 

Granted said the witch but you sex life will suffer. 

A couple of years later the man was playing the same course and pushed his tee shot into the woods and came across the witch again. 

How is it going? asked the witch. 

Great!! replied the man I have become the worlds greatest golfer. 

But your sex life has suffered yes? 

No replied the man. 

Well how many times have you had sex in the past two years? 

About five replied the man. 

Sure sounds like it suffered to me. 

No replies the man that is not bad for a priest in a small parish