<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META content="text/html; charset=windows-1257" http-equiv=Content-Type> <META name=GENERATOR content="MSHTML 8.00.6001.18241"> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; FONT: 13px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class=Apple-style-span> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black">Kodl daugelis vyr turi kreivas kojas?</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>- Nesvarbs dalykai visuomet bna skliausteliuose.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Laidotuvse kunigas sako kalb, visaip giria velion, pasakoja,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>kokia ta buvo gera, rpestingas, kaip myljo vyr ir vaikus...</SPAN><BR><SPAN>Staiga nalys suunka:</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Palaukit, palaukit, mes ia gal ne t laidojam?!!!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Merginos!!! Js turite spuog , kamuoja antsvoris , js problematika oda,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>silpni riebaluoti plaukai? Ateikite pas mus. ia tamsu ir mes girti!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Vaiuoja Gruzinas ir lietuvis traukiniu.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>Gruzinas kreipiasi lietuv:</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- , an tau mus!</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Ne an tau, o ant tavs..</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- An man?!</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Ne ant man, o ant mans..</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Ir vl an tau, ot naglas mus.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Snus vakare skambina namo:</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- Mama, labas, ar galima, a eisiu diskotek?</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Klausk tvo.</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Gerai, pakviesk j?</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Tuoj...</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>...</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Labas tti, girdjai, algiris laimjo!</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Taip!</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Tai t ir norjau pasakyt, mam pakviesk.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>...</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Mama, girdjai, ttis leido!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Atsibunda bias po ger igertuvi ,galva plyta, pachas eina, trokina ne daj bog, aukia un:</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- uuutiutiu.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>uo pribga, bias pasilenkia prie jo ir papuia chuuuuuuuu.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>Ir sako:</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Iekok</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Kodl vyr gyvenimas unikas?</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- Jie pareina purvinom kojom, sitaiso patogiai ant sofos ir laukia, kada atne sti.</SPAN><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Kodl vyrai danai neioja kepur?</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- Nes iukli d be dangio nieko verta.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Kodl vyr sin vari?</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- Jie dar ja nesinaudojo.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Kaip vyrai supranta nam tvarkymsi?</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- Pakelti kojas, kad mona galt su dulki siurbliu praeiti.</SPAN><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Trys didiausios krizs vyro gyvenime: nra moters, nra darbo, ant automobilio brimas.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">- Kai mona padaro skanius pietus ir a prisivalgau, utraukiu dm...</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- Bet rkymas kenkia sveikatai.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Kelios cigarets per metus?</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Pagyvenusi moteris jo link stoties. Jos irdis verk, jai buvo</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>labai lidna. Ji nenorjo ivaiuoti. Ji neinojo, kada sugr,</SPAN><BR><SPAN>jai buvo taip sunku isiskirti su savo dukra, su ankais... O</SPAN><BR><SPAN>aplinkui, neinas krepiais, linksmai okinjo entas.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Lyi skirtumai: kai vyras ir moteris pasilieka dviese, moterys</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>galvoja:</SPAN><BR><SPAN>"pagaliau mes kartu", o vyrai galvoja: "pagaliau mes vieni".</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">mona nuolat prikaiioja vyrui visokius dalykus. Tas gal gale neitveria:</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>- Pakeisk ploktel, nes kitaip pakeisiu patefon!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Po audringai praleistos pirmos bendros nakties:</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black" lang=PT-BR><BR><SPAN>- Brangusis, tu mane vesi?</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Pala pala, o nuo kada mes tujinams?</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial" lang=PT-BR></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Statybininkas stato nam. Kala stogo lentas, usilips ant kopi. Tik, pyyst, plaktukas i nag ikrenta ir emyn nukrenta. Nulipa mogelis pasiimt, o ten stovi vaikas ir sako:</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>- O mano tete visada turi 2 plaktukus. Vien didel, kit ma. Kai didelis ikrenta i rank, tada kala su mau. Statybininkas susinervino, met nafig t plaktuk ir nujo muryt. Murija, murija. Pyyst, ikrito kelne i rank. Susinervino, nulipo apai, o ten vl tas maius stovi. Ir vl sako:</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- O mano tete visada 2 kelnes turi. Vien didel, kit ma. Kai didel ikrenta, tai murija su maa.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>Statybininkas susinervino, met t keln per pet ir nujo krumus nusimyt. Ieina i u krm, o ten stovi tas pats vaikis.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>Statybininkas susinervins rkia:</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Dar pasakyk, kad tavo tete du tokius turi?!!!</SPAN><BR><SPAN>Vaikis sako:</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- inoma, kad du turi... Su mau siusioja, o su dideliu mamai dantis valo.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Jeigu visi mons turi angelus sargus, tai mano arba kakur kirmija, arba labai ilgam ugr.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Kelint kart sitikinu, kad moterys moka saugoti paslaptis.Grupmis. Madaug po 40 moni.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Kart su mona sdjom prie TV, kalbjom apie gyvenim ir kakaip pasisuko kalba apie eutanazij... A pairjau savo monai akis ir pasakiau:</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>- Niekada neleisk mainai palaikyti mano gyvybs. Jei kada taip atsitiks kad gulsiu prikabintas prie vairi main ir priklausomas nuo iorini serum, ir tik tai palaikys mano gyvyb, bei nebebus mano kne sielos, praau padaryk visk, kad atjungtum mainas ir leistum man numirti.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>Staiga mona nusiypsojo ir prijo prie mans... Tada ji atjung TV, kabelin, internet, DVD, kompiuter, telefonus, muzikos centr, ipod`, xbox` ir imet vis al!</SPAN><BR><SPAN>Baisu! A vos nenumiriau</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN> </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="WORD-SPACING: 0px">Ei, mergaite, js tikriausiai ia laukiate princo ant balto irgo?</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><BR><SPAN>- Laukiu.</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- Tai a jau ia!</SPAN><BR><SPAN>- O kur princas?</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P></SPAN></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>