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shiek tiek trumpu durnuchiu:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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n walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
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 A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f s h.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says," Dam!"
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"Artūras Šlajus" <x11@arturaz.net> wrote in message news:i0f383$k56$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> :D Uber
> 
> kur tu tokius trauki?