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Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?
ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?

geriausi atsakymai:

There's a dragon living inside it.


well look on the bright side... at least when you travel, you wont need to pack a clothes iron. just hike your leg and steam those wrinkles right out. you got a built in steamer! use it for gods sake! hell, you could even squat over a pot of uncooked rice...or.. or....a pot of raw veggies...or.. or...hook it up to a steam to electric generator... power small appliances with it. geez...the uses are endless....


Welcome to Antarctica sweetie.


Is your dildo steam powered?


You might want to check the label that came with your vagina if it's model CECHBA01 it's a known defect. Please return vagina to vendor for replacement, or perhaps they can provide that vagina to someone with more brain resources. 
Either ways, please read disclaimer on product for warranty and return address.
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is happens to me some time i know.

best thing is my grandpa tell me make waffle. it because we do not haev waffle maker, you probly do not have waffle maker.



Maybe it's about to erupt, like, you know, a geyser...


That's perfectly normal for a 19th century robot.


It's the government! You have chemtrails coming out of your vag!

All you have to do is;
1. Stand on head
2. sprinkle lemon pepper on coochie
3. add 1.25 cups of water
4. insert 8 oz. fish into coochie
5. wait half an hour
6. stand upright over plate
ENJOY

Nothing the Shamwow can't take care of!!!
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The Bible



It's tea time!




You should pop a hole in your nipple and see if steam comes out there too



Ok, for the last time....I know it looks like one, but your curling iron is not a sex toy!!!




To quote my husband after he showed me this question-

"Steamed? I've been eating it raw all this time!!!!"



I Don't know, I'll take a look...


Will need pictures to better determine an answer 

hmmm your vagina appears to be in a state of disrepair, see vaginas are a lot like cars when you drive them to hard and to long the begin to smoke and stop working this usually happens at the most inconvenient times, like when your driving, or in your case taking a piss, not to mention its usually irreparable damage



i hope i helped, the only tips i can give you is buy a new one, and keep it oiled frequently also dont drive it as hard as the last


Your vagina has become so large it has reached critical mass and is getting ready to blow. I suggest plunging a glacier into it to cool it off.


This is a symptom of a rare condition that will, if handled properly, allow you to fly. If you can manage to keep the steam sealed in long enough, you can release the pressure in a controlled stream to propel you off the ground. Now all you need is tights and a cape.


OH NO! Steam coming out of your vagina can only mean one thing.....that the Dark Lord Sauron is forging another ring of power from within you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That means u need to change your engine oil.


I think it means that a new Pope has been chosen
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BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!



RUN!!!!!


Your soul is escaping.


Did you have sex with Chuck Norris?