+ Tomas M. "Julius S" <is@darbo.lt> wrote in message news:gpdhut$b93$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle > to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political > stance. > > A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next > generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security > while you're actually being screwed. > > Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that. > >