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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:id0fbr$q9q$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> After a day at the races in England, a friend told Mark Twain, “I wish you’d buy me a ticket back to London. I’m broke.”
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> Twain told him he couldn’t afford two tickets but proposed that his friend sneak aboard the train and hide under Twain’s seat. Then he bought two tickets as usual.
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> When the train had got under way, the inspector appeared to collect Twain’s ticket. When Twain gave him two, he looked about the compartment and said, “Where’s the other one?”
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> Twain pointed under his seat, smiled, and said, “My friend is a little eccentric.”
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