The following breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club: Collie & Lhasa Apso Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz & Chow Chow Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot Pointer & Setter Pointsetter: A traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees & Dachshund Pyradachs: A puzzling breed Pekinese & Lhasa Apso Peekaso: An abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel & English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer: A dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever & Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever: The choice of research scientists Newfoundland & Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound: A dog for financial advisors Terrier & Bulldog Terribull: A dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound & Labrador Blabador: A dog that barks incessantly Malamute & Pointer Moot Point: A dog owned by ....oh, well, it doesn't matter Collie & Malamute Commute: A dog that travels to work Deerhound & Terrier Derriere: A dog that is true to the end Bull Terrier & Shitzu Bu....Oh, never mind.