<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet paper rolls has a side that can't be seen until you're sitting down <drac> so I wrote "I pissed all over the toilet seat" on there ____________- <Metal_Wol> WTF is a l33t h4x0r anyway? <Metal_Wol> That hurt my head just to fucking TYPE that. <Momaw> Don't type with your head? --------------------------- Mom: thanks to your status message, you can say good nite to the internet *** Auto-response sent to Mom: I'm busy because my mom's being a nazi. Sieg Heil. ------------------------------ AzuiSleet: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ortzinator: is that a "penis caught in zipper" scream or a "omg i just lost 3 hours worth of code" scream? ------------------------------- <Pyro> I turn on GTA IV <Pyro> steal a police cruiser <Pyro> and sit around and watch for traffic violations <Pyro> then I pull them over <Pyro> and shoot them in the face <Chroder> i think that's the modern version of pulling-legs-off-frogs <Chroder> you're gonna be a serial killer ------------------------------- <EricTheRed-> i just got a great idea, i can use my laptop to keep my pizza warm <EricTheRed-> just put the box under the laptop and compile something <`WarpKat> ... ------------------------------------ <airstrike> what do you reply to 'your kiss was still the best kiss i ever had'? <airstrike> or most amazing, w/e <MattTS> "Leave me alone dad..." ----------------------------------------- <@Rjx_> the hairiest guy I know is turkish <@Rjx_> he shaved his stomach one day and found out he had a six-pack <@Rjx_> and was really happy ------------------------------------------ [jenna] *hsus: hey i got a question Rask: yes [jenna] *hsus: i thought hawaii was like, warm? and alaska was like cold? so how is that since they're right beside each other? Rask: is this a real question [jenna] *hsus: yeah, why? [jenna] *hsus: ive always wondered that. Rask: like are you being serious [jenna] *hsus: like sarah palin was always like ohh alaska is cold i shoot moose and i can see russia... [jenna] *hsus: but then hawaii is all like warm and shit with little chubby chicks belly dancing. Rask: worldmap [jenna] *hsus: so i was like, they're so close together, how is the... uhm, climate or w/e so different? Rask: see where hawaii is? Rask: see that part off canada that says USA? Rask: thats alaska. Rask: its like, six thousand miles away from here [jenna] *hsus: oh god. [jenna] *hsus: this is like that time i thought new england was like a... place beside england... kinda like new mexico and mexico... but new england is really a bunch of states. [jenna] *hsus: everytime they're on a map they're right beside eachother though Rask: you should probably spend awhile staring at this map [jenna] *hsus: That bitch is lying ,you cant see russia from alaska, not possible. [jenna] *hsus: unless it wraps around or something? Rask: are you saying the world is flat [jenna] *hsus: wait so do you like have the same president we do? [jenna] *hsus: no. i mean i think its round. Rask: this is a joke right [jenna] *hsus: dude. i quit school. [jenna] *hsus: wtf do you think Rask: in 2nd grade? [jenna] *hsus: uhhh, we dont have map studying in school anymoree Rask: the world is round yes -- ___________ ©Toxis