Tema: Re: Anekdotai
Autorius: Paulius
Data: 2009-05-11 16:05:46
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<DIV><BR>"Vytook's" &lt;<A 
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  <DIV><FONT size=2>idomu kokios lyties autorius()</FONT></DIV>
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    <DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">A labai 
    mandagi.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Kai pasiuniu mog nx, visuomet 
    perskambinu ir pasiteirauju, kaip jis nusigavo.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Kada gi pagaliau pagamins 
    telefonus su funkcija blokuoti skambuius savo buvusiems, kuriems pradedi 
    skambinti vos tik prisigeri?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">... o po to mes nujome  ZAGS- 
    ir informavome valstyb apie tai, kad kartu miegame...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Kalorijos  tai tokios maos 
    bjaurybs, kurios ateina naktimis ir sumaina drabuius.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Negi a tokia seksuali, kad 
    gyvenimas taip mane tratina?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Dar viena diena be reikalo 
    panaudoto makiao...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Mes atsakome u tuos, kuri 
    laiku nepasiuntme.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Kai mogui kanda vampyras, jis 
    pavirsta vampyru.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Susidaro spdis, kad visus 
    aplinkui apkandiojo oiai...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Jeigu visi mons turi angelus 
    sargus, tai mano arba kakur kirmija, arba labai ilgam 
    ugr...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Moteris turi mokti daryti 70 
    dalyk: plauti indus ir 69...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Dieve, padaryk taip, kad visos 
    kalorijos nueit  papus...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">A tai vadinau px..izmu, kol 
    nesuinojau odi atsparus stresui.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Kaktusas  tai gyvenimu labai 
    nusivyls agurkas.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Kada pagaliau sugalvos 
    kompiuterius, kurie po garsins komandos bl**!! sustabdys po jos sekanius 
    veiksmus?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">- Tu visada tokia 
    kal?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT 
    size=2 face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">- Ne, 5 
    dienas per mnes a dar blogesn.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Kelint kart sitikinu, kad 
    moterys moka saugoti paslaptis.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
    class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN 
    style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Grupmis Madaug po 40 
    moni.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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