A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign"

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving snot out of the lawyer and says "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

"catz" <catz@on.net> wrote in message news:jnta8k$b4f$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> On 05/02/2012 09:45 PM, Yvl wrote:
>> o ka sako kelio zenklas STOP? :) gaila, kad nepapiso taves per egza...
> 
> "Draudžiama važiuoti nesustojus prieš „Stop“ liniją, ..." - t.y. 
> sustojimo laikas nereglamentuotas, tiesiog reikia pilnai sustoti pries 
> vaziuojant toliau.
> 
>> ir najezdus apie HD susikisk ten kur nesueina.
> 
> Cia greiciau buvo uzuomina apie jo svori lyginant su "standartiniais" 
> motociklais - del ko galbut su HD stabteleti neatsiremus butu sunkiau.
> 
>> "catz" <catz@on.net> wrote in message
>> news:jnqo3p$fuj$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>> On 05/02/2012 10:24 AM, Yvl wrote:
>>>> aha aha, papasakok dar kaip tu SUSTOJES sugebejai nenuleist kojos :)
>>>> trialo specas bene busi?
>>>
>>> nebusiu. rasiau "stabteli", t.y. mocas stovi vietoj, maybe iki
>>> sekundes. nu nepasirode rocket science man, gal del to kad motas ne HD.