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There is a LHC report the when particles collide on the French side of the 
border, all particles must surrender or retreat.

When a third-grade student was asked to define the term "vacuum" in class, 
she answered, "A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope lives."

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest looks at it and says, "You 
can't be here!". The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have 
mass?"