Schrodinger's cat walks into the bar. And doesn't.


"Vasaris" <none@none.none> wrote in message 
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> "xooo" <asd@asd.lt> wrote in message 
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>> Deja tik angliškai:
>>
>> There is a LHC report the when particles collide on the French side of 
>> the
>> border, all particles must surrender or retreat.
>>
>> When a third-grade student was asked to define the term "vacuum" in 
>> class,
>> she answered, "A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope 
>> lives."
>>
>> Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
>>
>> There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
>>
>> A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest looks at it and says, "You
>> can't be here!". The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you 
>> have
>> mass?"
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>
> :-)