gink negines HP bet susidures su ju suportu (Lietuvoje) tikrai daugiau 
nenoriu ziuret i HP puse, telekome T. Parmos laikais ir tai geresnis 
suportas buvo nei dabar pas HP

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> na nepamokslausiu, ale nezinancius (jeigu tokiu dar yra), reiktu 
> apsviesti, kad daug ivairios irangos gamintoju patys nezinojo kad uzsiraus 
> ant kondiku partijos su levu elektrolitu. lygiai taip pat kaip hp pavilion 
> dv6000 kompai patys is saves nera kazkuom tai isskirtinai blogi, bet 
> nvidia susiko reikalus, o dar kai anu hp kaip tycia daug parduota buvo, - 
> isgarsejo su visa iskreipta statistika, po ko zmogeliai zinoma pasidare 
> genialias isvadas apie tai, kokie "tie visi hp" yra blogi ir protingu 
> snukiu isdidziai pareiskia, kad daugiau nieko is hp gyvenime neims :DD 
> ..... kai tuo tarpu nebuvo NEI VIENOS!! firmos nouto, kuris turedamas tuos 
> levus nvidia chipu modelius nebutu sugedes.
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> prisiminiau dialoga is vieno filmo, scena susijus su "raganos" deginimu, 
> nekantraujancia minia :)
>
> VILLAGER #1:
>     We have found a witch. May we burn her?
> CROWD:
>     Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
> BEDEVERE:
>     How do you know she is a witch?
> VILLAGER #2:
>     She looks like one.
> CROWD:
>     Right! Yeah! Yeah!
> BEDEVERE:
>     Bring her forward.
> WITCH:
>     I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
> BEDEVERE:
>     Uh, but you are dressed as one.
> WITCH:
>     They dressed me up like this.
> CROWD:
>     Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
> WITCH:
>     And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
> BEDEVERE:
>     Well?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Well, we did do the nose.
> BEDEVERE:
>     The nose?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     And the hat, but she is a witch!
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Yeah!
> CROWD:
>     We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
> BEDEVERE:
>     Did you dress her up like this?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     No!
> VILLAGER #2 and 3:
>     No. No.
> VILLAGER #2:
>     No.
> VILLAGER #1:
>     No.
> VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
>     No.
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Yes.
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Yes.
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Yes. Yeah, a bit.
> VILLAGER #3:
>     A bit.
> VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
>     A bit.
> VILLAGER #3:
>     A bit.
> BEDEVERE:
>     Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a 
> witch.
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Are there?
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Ah?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     What are they?
> CROWD:
>     Tell us! Tell us!...
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Do they hurt?
> BEDEVERE:
>     Tell me. What do you do with witches?
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Burn!
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Burn!
> CROWD:
>     Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
> BEDEVERE:
>     And what do you burn apart from witches?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     More witches!
> VILLAGER #3:
>     Shh!
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Wood!
> BEDEVERE:
>     So, why do witches burn?
>     [pause]
> VILLAGER #3:
>     B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
> BEDEVERE:
>     Good! Heh heh.
> CROWD:
>     Oh, yeah. Oh.
> BEDEVERE:
>     So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Build a bridge out of her.
> BEDEVERE:
>     Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Oh, yeah.
> RANDOM:
>     Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
> BEDEVERE:
>     Does wood sink in water?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     No. No.
> VILLAGER #2:
>     No, it floats! It floats!
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Throw her into the pond!
> CROWD:
>     The pond! Throw her into the pond!
> BEDEVERE:
>     What also floats in water?
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Bread!
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Apples!
> VILLAGER #3:
>     Uh, very small rocks!
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Cider!
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Uh, gra-- gravy!
> VILLAGER #1:
>     Cherries!
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Mud!
> VILLAGER #3:
>     Uh, churches! Churches!
> VILLAGER #2:
>     Lead! Lead!
> ARTHUR:
>     A duck!
> CROWD:
>     Oooh.
> BEDEVERE:
>     Exactly. So, logically...
> VILLAGER #1:
>     If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
> BEDEVERE:
>     And therefore?
> VILLAGER #2:
>     A witch!
> VILLAGER #1:
>     A witch!
> CROWD:
>     A witch! A witch!...
> VILLAGER #4:
>     Here is a duck. Use this duck.
>     [quack quack quack]
> BEDEVERE:
>     Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
> CROWD:
>     Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn 
> her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
> BEDEVERE:
>     Right. Remove the supports!
>     [whop]
>     [clunk]
>     [creak]
> CROWD:
>     A witch! A witch! A witch!
> WITCH:
>     It's a fair cop.
> VILLAGER #3:
>     Burn her!
> CROWD:
>     Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...