Tema: Re: OT: Kilmingas PSU
Autorius: PxYra
Data: 2012-08-28 12:23:50
o as kai norejau "for free" paupgreidint Vista i 7 ir aiskinausi kaip ta 
padaryt tai HP atstovybe Vilniuje elgesi kaip mazvaikiai, mete rageli ir 
..t.t. nemokejo normaliai paaiskint kad va uz CD siuntima/paruosima ir t.t. 
mes jamam savo mokesti (ne uz OS) ir kitaip neimanoma o siuntinejo i MS 
suporta tipo aiskinkis su jais mum cia neidomu, visa situacija deja ir 
paaiskino normalia zmoniu suprantama kalba pats MS kazkoks darbuotojas o ne 
HP

"Exo" <exoNO@SPAMc123.lt> paraše naujienu 
news:k1fr6d$gve$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Šiaip HP suportas Lietuvoje nera HP, tai yra serviceneta ir kitos 
> šaraškino kontoros, taip kad velgi, HP cia ne prie ko... Nes kai man 
> reikejo atsiusti originalius diskus laptopui, pati HP atsiunte momentaliai 
> ir negana to nemokamai...
>
> Exo
>
>
> "PxYra" <nera@nebus.net> wrote in message 
> news:k1fp1q$e38$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> gink negines HP bet susidures su ju suportu (Lietuvoje) tikrai daugiau
>> nenoriu ziuret i HP puse, telekome T. Parmos laikais ir tai geresnis
>> suportas buvo nei dabar pas HP
>>
>> "locked" <mmr@centras.lt> paraše naujienu
>> news:k178ks$jke$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>> na nepamokslausiu, ale nezinancius (jeigu tokiu dar yra), reiktu
>>> apsviesti, kad daug ivairios irangos gamintoju patys nezinojo kad 
>>> uzsiraus
>>> ant kondiku partijos su levu elektrolitu. lygiai taip pat kaip hp 
>>> pavilion
>>> dv6000 kompai patys is saves nera kazkuom tai isskirtinai blogi, bet
>>> nvidia susiko reikalus, o dar kai anu hp kaip tycia daug parduota 
>>> buvo, -
>>> isgarsejo su visa iskreipta statistika, po ko zmogeliai zinoma pasidare
>>> genialias isvadas apie tai, kokie "tie visi hp" yra blogi ir protingu
>>> snukiu isdidziai pareiskia, kad daugiau nieko is hp gyvenime neims :DD
>>> ..... kai tuo tarpu nebuvo NEI VIENOS!! firmos nouto, kuris turedamas 
>>> tuos
>>> levus nvidia chipu modelius nebutu sugedes.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> prisiminiau dialoga is vieno filmo, scena susijus su "raganos" deginimu,
>>> nekantraujancia minia :)
>>>
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     We have found a witch. May we burn her?
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     How do you know she is a witch?
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     She looks like one.
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Right! Yeah! Yeah!
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Bring her forward.
>>> WITCH:
>>>     I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Uh, but you are dressed as one.
>>> WITCH:
>>>     They dressed me up like this.
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
>>> WITCH:
>>>     And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Well?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Well, we did do the nose.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     The nose?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     And the hat, but she is a witch!
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Yeah!
>>> CROWD:
>>>     We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Did you dress her up like this?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     No!
>>> VILLAGER #2 and 3:
>>>     No. No.
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     No.
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     No.
>>> VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
>>>     No.
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Yes.
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Yes.
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Yes. Yeah, a bit.
>>> VILLAGER #3:
>>>     A bit.
>>> VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
>>>     A bit.
>>> VILLAGER #3:
>>>     A bit.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is 
>>> a
>>> witch.
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Are there?
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Ah?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     What are they?
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Tell us! Tell us!...
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Do they hurt?
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Tell me. What do you do with witches?
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Burn!
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Burn!
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     And what do you burn apart from witches?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     More witches!
>>> VILLAGER #3:
>>>     Shh!
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Wood!
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     So, why do witches burn?
>>>     [pause]
>>> VILLAGER #3:
>>>     B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Good! Heh heh.
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Oh, yeah. Oh.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Build a bridge out of her.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Oh, yeah.
>>> RANDOM:
>>>     Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Does wood sink in water?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     No. No.
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     No, it floats! It floats!
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Throw her into the pond!
>>> CROWD:
>>>     The pond! Throw her into the pond!
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     What also floats in water?
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Bread!
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Apples!
>>> VILLAGER #3:
>>>     Uh, very small rocks!
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Cider!
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Uh, gra-- gravy!
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     Cherries!
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Mud!
>>> VILLAGER #3:
>>>     Uh, churches! Churches!
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     Lead! Lead!
>>> ARTHUR:
>>>     A duck!
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Oooh.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Exactly. So, logically...
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     And therefore?
>>> VILLAGER #2:
>>>     A witch!
>>> VILLAGER #1:
>>>     A witch!
>>> CROWD:
>>>     A witch! A witch!...
>>> VILLAGER #4:
>>>     Here is a duck. Use this duck.
>>>     [quack quack quack]
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn
>>> her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
>>> BEDEVERE:
>>>     Right. Remove the supports!
>>>     [whop]
>>>     [clunk]
>>>     [creak]
>>> CROWD:
>>>     A witch! A witch! A witch!
>>> WITCH:
>>>     It's a fair cop.
>>> VILLAGER #3:
>>>     Burn her!
>>> CROWD:
>>>     Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
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