blyn, tik vienas bet - for JTAGs only.. ;|| Release Memoir: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Never forget KURTKNOWSLOT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here ye, Here All, Gather 'Round for the celebration of the release of Fable III! Now with more dogs and acorns. His Royal Highness, KurtKnowsLot, has the floor - so why dost thou not sit down and read his majesty's NFO to learn what he beseeches of his people. First of all, as heir to the throne of TorrentAlbion, it was extremely, ridiculously, difficult getting this gift to you all in celebration of my royally royal birth moment (not really, dost). Hitherforth we shall all note the appreciation and aggrandizement of his royal person, for which this ONE WEEK EARLY release would never come due to all the security royal bullshit within Fable III: Jed aka His Royal Lordship of Canterbury and Albion's Westminister regions. For all you bourgeis players in the masses of His Royal Highness KurtKnowsLot, know one and only one thing: Jed and I did this for you. It is personally to share the goodness we had earlier with you all - because let us be whenceforth..games arrive, yet they get old. The thankfulness is never fleeting. Why hold back unecessarily? At this point in time, the king has something to say. Ah-rem!~~~~ "Fuck Microsoft." I think I had to say that. Now, you all have $65 more in your former empty pockets. Take out your girlfriends, your wives, your kids, your mothers (yes yours), your prostitutes in the local alley, whomever you decide to take. At least give them this much on us. Instructions: If you don't know how to run this, ask someone in the comments. Special FUCK-YOU's (because his Royal Majesty Commands It!): This is a special section, dedicated to people we fucking despise, that are seriously fucking worthless, especially to the society and well-being of the necessitousness of the people around them: -That One Fucking cunt that told people to wear purses because LionHead Studios loves to bullshit about their games (including Fable II Multiplayer) [Grow the fuck up you fucking pussy and make better games so you can actually afford the purses you offer - fuckin dim-witted fashionista] - Peter 'The Cock Sucking' Molyneux that loves Pine Nuts in Every Tree - Automatic AC130 -MetA and Pa1n - two big douchebags -LucasArts a big FUCK YOU to you selfish fat fucking pricks - you fucking CUNTS and most of all fuck you all menzos and asianlighted (this is an allusion, kids! Nothing against asians) ass-clowns. We're GLAD your shitty SABER BATTLE got LEAKED. -And most of all: fuck you to every low-life that thinks you are entitled to this just because someone else will 'pay' for it so you shouldn't have to. You know who you all are. -SUPPORT YOUR DEVELOPERS. THEN AGAIN. FUCK THE DEVELOPERS. STEAL THIS SHIT, EVEN IF YOU LIKE IT. DON'T PAY FOR IT. THESE ARE THE SAME CUNTS THAT GIVE FAT-FUCKING LOW-LIFE so-called hermaphrodites all this bullshit they never need to jot down their pointless impressions about the game. DON'T BELIEVE these low-level cunts (you know who you ignorant destructing shits are).