AFIGIENI, ilgai zvengem :D ++++++++++++++++++++ -- Tyro Peugeot 605 '95m RC el. Truck FunFly "tobias" <oracullusTRINAM@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:gl9tjk$apo$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > katit gavom > > > How do you turn a fox into an elephant? > Marry It! > > What is the difference between a battery and a woman? > A battery has a positive side. > > What are the three fastest means of communication? > 1) Television > 2) Telephone > 3) Telawoman > > How are fat girls and mopeds alike? > They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. > > What should you give a woman who has everything? > A man to show her how to work it. > > Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a > waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. > > How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? > Put a nipple on it. > > Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? > Because they don't have balls to scratch. > > Why do women fake orgasms? > Because they think men care. > > What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? > Nothing, she's been told twice already. > > If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what > have you done wrong? Made her chain too long > > How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened when she brings it. > > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand > closer to the kitchen sink. > > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When > she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' > > How do you fix a woman's watch? > You don't. There is a clock on the oven. > > Why do men pass gas more than women? > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required > pressure. > > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling > at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. > He'll shut up once you let him in. > > I married a Miss Right. > I just didn't know her first name was Always. > > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex > drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. > > Why do men die before their wives? > They want to. > > Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women > who can handle the bullshit! >