je, shitu specialiai nejamiau, man jie ne tokie juokingi pasirode:)

mes trainiojames vienok tuose pachiuose rajonuose:)
"Dauma" <daumanto@gmail.com> wrote in message news:gs9qq1$uc5$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> prie to pacio ;-)
> 
> Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "We 
> are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have 
> you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
> 
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> 
> A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out 
> after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right 
> turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take 
> the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to 
> the airport."
> 
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> 
> A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet 
> fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter 
> pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. 
> "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
> 
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> 
> One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of 
> the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned 
> around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the 
> DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make 
> it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, 
> came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing 
> like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."
> 
> 
> 
> -- 
> Dauma
> 
> "In a mad world only the mad are sane"
> Akira Kurosava 
>