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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. 

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. 

What's the problem?" 

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." 

"Gee, that's tough," he replied. 

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." 

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." 

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." 

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." 

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!" 
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A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: 

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." 

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million." 

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. 

Hi Dan!"