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The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a
cockerel. He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday
night, the cockerel was missing. The priest, suspecting fowl play decided to
say something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the
congregation, has anyone got a Co*k? To which all the men stood up. "No,no,"
he said, somewhat flustered, "that's not what I meant. "Has anybody SEEN a
Co*k?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said. "Thats not what I meant
either. Has anyone seen a Co*k that doesn't belong to them." Half the women
stood up. "No, no," And just because Toxis is absent today "we can finish
this joke with the correct ending", He said, now thoroughly embarrassed
"Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen MY Co*k?" All
the choirboys stood up.