On the 14 March 2018, Stephen Hawking tried to read Chuck Norris's mind.
Chuck Norris can fart when having diarhea
When Graham bell invented telephone, he had a missed call from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 50 terrorists only by 2 shots, the first one is a 
warning shot.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Chuck Norris got mad only once in his lifetime. At dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris told God to create the Universe. God said it would take Him 
a month. Chuck told Him he has a week.
Chuck norris won a staring contest against the sun