Tema: Re: chuck norris
Autorius: nelabs
Data: 2018-03-23 23:28:57
nemoku angl. kas tas "starring contest", gal Ch. N. yra zvaigzdesnis uz 
saule ? 
mano vertimas - Ch. N. laim?jo akiu dvikova pries saule.

Zanas <litauto@gmx.com> ra?e news:p8qorh$ui7$1@trimpas.omnitel.net:

> On the 14 March 2018, Stephen Hawking tried to read Chuck Norris's
> mind. Chuck Norris can fart when having diarhea
> When Graham bell invented telephone, he had a missed call from Chuck
> Norris Chuck Norris kills 50 terrorists only by 2 shots, the first one
> is a warning shot.
> Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
> Chuck Norris got mad only once in his lifetime. At dinosaurs.
> Chuck Norris told God to create the Universe. God said it would take
> Him a month. Chuck told Him he has a week.
> Chuck norris won a staring contest against the sun
>