klausyk, o tu savo vaikus rurini?

ostapas wrote:

> Nežinau, tave rūrino - tu ir papasakok gal?
> 
> 
> "Audrys"  wrote in message news:pcq6so$e8$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
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> nu apie ka dar gali galvot ozhio rurinti pidrijotai kaip tu kaip ne apie
> pimpala shiknoj ....
> 
> "ostapas"  wrote in message news:pcq5bl$v08$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> 
> pajautei pimpalą šiknoj ir atbėgai?
> 
> "Audrys"  wrote in message news:pcq52m$uok$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
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> nu kaip klumpiams apie zemes uki, t.y. karviu pisima ......
> 
> "ostapas"  wrote in message news:pcpr2r$ne2$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> 
> There's this farmer, his wife, daughter, and three sons. The farmer walks
> out one day and finds his only cow dead on the ground. "Shit! That was the
> only cow we had, how will I feed my family?" and he blows his brains out
> with a shotgun. The wife comes out to investigate the gunshot, finds her
> husband and the dead cow, and hangs herself to death because she doesn't
> know what to do.
> 
> About an hour later, the younger sister comes home, sees the disturbing
> sights in the barn, and not being able to handle it, drowns herself in the
> river. It's at this time that the oldest son wakes up, he's about 32. He
> comes out to the barn to see where everyone is, and sees the sight on the
> ground. "Ah no, MA!! PA!! The cow! How could this happen, I'll do anything
> to bring them back, anything!" POOF A female leprechaun shows up, and tells
> the son "I'll bring your family back if you can fuck me five times, if you
> can't, I'll kill you." The son gets to it, he fucks the leprechaun twice and
> the leprechaun kills him.
> 
> Two hours later the middle son, about 25 years old returns, sees the sight
> in the barn and the leprechaun still hanging around. "Ahh, leprechaun what
> have you done!" to which the leprechaun replies "I'll bring your family back
> to life if you can fuck me five times, if you can't, I'll kill you." The son
> gets to it, he fucks the leprechaun three times and the leprechaun kills
> him.
> 
> Now, the youngest son comes home, he's about fifteen, he sees the sight in
> the barn, notices the leprechaun who again, says "I'll bring your family
> back to life if you can fuck me five times, if you can't, I'll kill you.".
> The son says "What if I fuck you fifteen times?" - "I'll give you riches
> beyond belief and bring your family back.." "And if I fuck you twenty
> times?" the leprechaun replies - "I'll make you King of Ireland, give you
> unlimited wealth and power in addition to bringing your family back." "And
> if I fuck you fifty times?" - the leprechaun, extremely excited, replies
> "I'll make you ruler of the world, bring your family back, unlimited wealth
> and power, anything you can dream of!" The son says "Alright" and takes his
> pants off. Before anything can happen he says "Wait, how do I know you'll
> survive" to which the leprechaun replies "What do you mean?" The son says,
> "The cow didn't."