Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after 
another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, 
you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.It will give you acne, rot 
your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to 
be 107 years old." The man asked,"Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a 
time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own f**king business!"