Jei kas neskaito cha.lt, tai cia is ten paimta :))



This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.

He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully 
steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking.
Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and 
fired
me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The
police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab
driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in 
the
cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I 
left
home and came to this bar.

And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up......