....
and drink my poison..."

:)

"Donce" <sppamui@mail.com> wrote in message 
news:hhuq1c$hvt$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Jei kas neskaito cha.lt, tai cia is ten paimta :))
>
>
>
> This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
>
> He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully 
> steps
> next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
>
> The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just 
> joking.
> Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
> crying."
>
> "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
> overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and 
> fired
> me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. 
> The
> police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the 
> cab
> driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet 
> in the
> cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. 
> I left
> home and came to this bar.
>
> And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
> life, you show up......
>
>
>