Tema: Re: OMG.. prunkshchiau ish kai kuriu juodai
Autorius: bala nemate
Data: 2009-02-24 20:51:26
jo, ten daug perliukų

If you play fallout2 backwards you are a really generous guy who sneaks
around and puts weapons, drugs and money in random places and people's
pockets.

If you watch any movie about jesus, its about a guy who comes back from the
dead after being crucified and goes around infecting people with horrible
diseases. he then hes steals fish and loaves of bread from 5000 starving
people. and wrecks a perfectly good party by turning wine into water. makes
a guy go blind too...

super size me: dude vomits hamburgers until he loses 20 kg and regains his
health.

If you watch the Sound of Music backwards its about a woman who gets so
tired of listening to children sing that she runs away to become a nun.

If you watch WALL-E backwards you'll see a robot landing on earth and
making a big mess.It's a film about a husband vacuuming semen off his
wife's face before putting on his plumbing jumpsuit and heading off to
work.

If you watch 2001: A Space Odyssey backwards, it's about a fetus from
outerspace that builds a computer on a space ship and flies to earth
playing psychedelic music... and randomly catches a flying man on the way.
If you watch 2001 backwards... Well either way lots of acid is helpful.

If you watch Eraserhead backwards......my god

f you make time goes backwards: a) Christmas is about some dick who comes
down your chimney and steals all your presents, b) Hitler rescues the Jews
from the gas chambers then tears them down. Satisfied with his work he
takes up painting.

It's better than that. He dug up Jews from mass graves, put them to
chambers where the magical gas put them back to life.

If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs
around fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him off
to an island full of dinosaurs.


If you watch "Primer" backwards, it starts off not making any sense, then
becomes a movie about a couple guys who make a time machine, decide it's
too fucked up for them, and reverse engineer it into a machine that
levitates paper clippings.

If you watch a party backwards, people wake up, drink puke, throw up beer
into cups, pump the beer into a big metal barrel, then take it to a store
where someone gives them money for it. They tend to avoid bad decisions
too.
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If you see Prison Break backwards, its about a bunch of ppl repeatedly
trying to get into trouble, finally ending up in a Prison.

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