Lithuanian commercial incursion into eastern Poland in several months, and this year's March 11-it, our people, a holy day, boiling raging battle. Thousands of armed zlote Lithuanian hero drew atlietuvinti historical Jotvingių land. Light sabers Marijampolė folksvagenų the seventh hour of the morning (U.S. time), shopping centers surrounded Suwałkach, preventing the Poles to buy the minimum food products. As is known, hungry Polak - little soldier. 

Kaunas SUVs Heavy Artillery Division smog in Bialystok, the way nušlavusi Polish sausage, ham, and oil barriers Augustow. This city of Lithuanian cultural signs of economic imperialism are particularly pronounced. Trade center "Kaufman" put ads in the English text: 
"Dear Customers, Please, vegetables and fruits weigh on the balance of control." If any text in English to appear in our "Maxima", the state language išprotėtų guards. But in Augustow corresponding Polish text does not. Not that only the Lithuanians do not know how to weigh the carrots and apples. And, therefore, that the Poles, the larger stores appear nedrįsta. Well, one of the other unfortunate occur. Thus slenka column chickens, sausages and oil canister wall containers, which it handles squeeze machine guns stand firm valstietiškos Lithuanian hands. 

And among the traffic congestion at the checkout trying prisibrauti local bobulí ciocia Juzefa with the way the milk and the potato bag. "Cholera litewska" - convened by bobulí, but mūsiškiams no Mota, atskrieja suvalkietiškas slogan "blietj! All Square shopping centers built around a steel horse with Lithuanian numbers. Resigned to the fate of young lenkaičiai, it obedient servant, after the wipers kaišioja Lithuanian written promotional prospectuses, offering Augustow buy cheap plumbing and interior goods. How quickly learned Lithuanian, pataikauja. 

Ogi no such weapons fought against the baltiškąją space. Not a sword, a book or kanklės, and Polish sausage into the hand to be taken. Surprisingly only the fact that the seller is very slow learning Polish Lithuanian. In the coffee Augustowski Square coming fighters kaunietis shows the pyragaitį fat finger and cry "kawy i pyragiego", and the waitress stutter: "Co takiego, co takiego? The issue, had stores in Poland, Lithuanians siaubiantys encourage foreign country's economy and their own poverty. However, each mission requires imperial own victims. Following the steps of Napoleon Bonaparte French treasury was empty as a "snowflake" worker money, but why half the world's heartrending French feared for several decades. 

So drebėk, polonium, Lithuanian purchaser occurs in the decisive battle for Jotvos land jetitvaitatj!