berods visi buvo, bet vel skaitau ir krizenu, lektuvu pokalbiai su zheme:

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up 
here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing 
bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself 
immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"



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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a 
Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little 
Fokker in sight."
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A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the 
following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in 
Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because 
you lost the bloody war!"
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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 
124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after 
we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact 
Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, 
we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterer
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