turi turi lakunai humoro jausma.. :D 2011.04.18 13:25, Kuujis@work rašė: > Užtai geros :) > > "Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message > news:ioh15s$ebl$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> berods visi buvo, bet vel skaitau ir krizenu, lektuvu pokalbiai su >> zheme: >> >> Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." >> TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make >> up here?" >> Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a >> 727?" >> ----- >> >> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm >> f...ing bored!" >> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify >> yourself immediately!" >> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!" >> >> >> >> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is >> a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." >> United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the >> little Fokker in sight." >> ---- >> A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard >> the following: >> Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" >> Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." >> Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in >> Germany. Why must I speak English?" >> Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): >> "Because you lost the bloody war!" >> --- >> Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on >> frequency 124.7" >> Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, >> after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of >> the runway." >> Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, >> contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from >> Eastern 702?" >> BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and >> yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterer >> ----- >> >> >> -- >> ______ >> ©Toxis >>