Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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      A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

      The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

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      So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've 
ever seen reading every word I ty

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      What's black and doesn't work?

      Half of London.

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      My daughter was deeply touched during the Royal Wedding.

      I fingered her.

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      I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest 
country in the world."

      Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

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      A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at 
the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him 
the toothpick and the tramp goes off.

      A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is 
a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off 
he goes.

      There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord 
says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

      "No, a straw," says the Tramp.

      The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, 
so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

      To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all 
the good stuff's gone already".

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
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