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On 2011.04.29 13:44, Toxis@ze_yval_place wrote:
> Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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> A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
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> The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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> So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've
> ever seen reading every word I ty
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> What's black and doesn't work?
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> Half of London.
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> My daughter was deeply touched during the Royal Wedding.
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> I fingered her.
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> I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest
> country in the world."
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> Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
>
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> A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the
> door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him
> the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
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> A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a
> second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and
> off he goes.
>
> There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord
> says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
>
> "No, a straw," says the Tramp.
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> The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so
> he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
>
> To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all
> the good stuff's gone already".
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> A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
> She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
> So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
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