o uz ka tie lisni 2 pliusai? Saulimantas wrote: > didelis +, net sakyciau 54 + > > "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message > news:gqdivq$r00$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set >> 2. A day without sunshine is, like, night >> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. >> 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. >> 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. >> 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. >> 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. >> 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be >> misquoted, then used against you. >> 9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. >> 10. Honk if you love peace and quiet. >> 11. Remember half the people you know are below average. >> 12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it >> remains? >> 13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. >> 14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. >> 15. He who laughs last thinks slowest. >> 16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. >> 17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. >> 18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the >> cheese. >> 19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. >> 20. I intend to live forever - so far so good. >> 21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. >> 22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? >> 24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. >> 25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. >> 26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. >> 27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and >> going the wrong way. >> 28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you >> tried. >> 29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. >> 30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need >> it. >> 31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. >> 32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks >> 33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. >> 34. No one is listening until you make a mistake. >> 35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. >> 37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness >> of the bread. >> 38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the >> ability to reach it. >> 39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many >> is research. >> 40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your >> principles. >> 41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. >> 42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. >> 43. Two wrongs are only the beginning. >> 44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. >> 45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch >> up. >> 46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. >> 47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. >> 48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! >> 49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. >> 50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! >> 51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. >> 52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... >> 53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. >> 54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. >> >> -- >> ___________ >> ©Toxis > >