Nyoronyoden says:so yeah...I bought a fairly expensive class ring Nyoronyoden says:but I realized I hate wearing rings Nyoronyoden says:so I wear it on my necklace Nyoronyoden says:...a friend of mine said "Dude, you're fucking gangster. Even your jewelry is wearing jewelry" ----------- <jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis <jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner <jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print <jax> it didn't work :( ------------- Helrich: so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry. Helrich: i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them super fast Helrich: when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted DOMINATING!!! Helrich: everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at me for along time until someone from across the room shouted HUMILIATION!!! Helrich: I gotta stop playing Quake. ----------------- Enetheru: Freud... he'd have a ball with that. Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive. Enetheru: "Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan." Enetheru: "Say Hi, 4chan." Fizzkittens: Argh! Enetheru: Freud wouldn't be able to do enough coke to keep up. ------------------- <johno> yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry. <jess> hahaha ok <johno> yuh <johno> theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have to be the last resort <johno> i yell at myself to do it <johno> hit myself around the room <johno> then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair <jess> wtf seriously who the fuck are you <jess> thats fucked up who says that shit <johno> yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse. <johno> thanks. quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly) ------------------ <LifeIsGood2u> I got the worst fortune after having a condom break <Incubor> what <LifeISGood2u> "Even the smallest leak can sink a ship" <Incubor> Damn Asian Cookies ------------------ <Spiff-Johnson> So i bought a shirt from express men.. does that make me gay? <cool4dude> no, the fact that you have sex with men makes you gay <cool4dude> the shirt just makes you a stereotype -------------------- <richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take <w3wsrmn> took him 3 days ------------------- <Fyad> When I bought siemens cellphone, siemens sold its cellular section. When I bought yakumo screen, yakumo got bunkrupt. When I bought fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold its share. <Fyad> Just curious what to buy next... <r_heart> apple <hoobsta> Apple <sailo> apple --------------------- -- ___________ ©Toxis