> <jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis
> <jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
> <jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print
> <jax> it didn't work :(

iš FML :

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in
the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could
recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked
in.  


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