jio, mums irgi ishkart ygalva obolis atejo ;) "Ignas" <ignasvp_Trinti_@takas.elte> wrote in message news:gqit26$iph$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > paskutinis axujienas :DDDDDDD > > > "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message > news:gqfr0g$iuk$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> Nyoronyoden says:so yeah...I bought a fairly expensive class ring >> Nyoronyoden says:but I realized I hate wearing rings >> Nyoronyoden says:so I wear it on my necklace >> Nyoronyoden says:...a friend of mine said "Dude, you're fucking gangster. >> Even your jewelry is wearing jewelry" >> >> ----------- >> >> <jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis >> <jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my >> laptops fingerprint scanner >> <jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print >> <jax> it didn't work :( >> >> ------------- >> >> Helrich: so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry. >> Helrich: i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them >> super fast >> Helrich: when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted >> DOMINATING!!! >> Helrich: everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at >> me for along time until someone from across the room shouted >> HUMILIATION!!! >> Helrich: I gotta stop playing Quake. >> >> ----------------- >> >> Enetheru: Freud... he'd have a ball with that. >> Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive. >> Enetheru: "Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan." >> Enetheru: "Say Hi, 4chan." >> Fizzkittens: Argh! >> Enetheru: Freud wouldn't be able to do enough coke to keep up. >> >> ------------------- >> >> <johno> yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry. >> <jess> hahaha ok >> <johno> yuh >> <johno> theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have >> to be the last resort >> <johno> i yell at myself to do it >> <johno> hit myself around the room >> <johno> then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair >> <jess> wtf seriously who the fuck are you >> <jess> thats fucked up who says that shit >> <johno> yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse. >> <johno> thanks. >> quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly) >> >> ------------------ >> >> <LifeIsGood2u> I got the worst fortune after having a condom break >> <Incubor> what >> <LifeISGood2u> "Even the smallest leak can sink a ship" >> <Incubor> Damn Asian Cookies >> >> ------------------ >> >> <Spiff-Johnson> So i bought a shirt from express men.. does that make me >> gay? >> <cool4dude> no, the fact that you have sex with men makes you gay >> <cool4dude> the shirt just makes you a stereotype >> >> -------------------- >> >> <richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take >> <w3wsrmn> took him 3 days >> >> ------------------- >> >> <Fyad> When I bought siemens cellphone, siemens sold its cellular >> section. When I bought yakumo screen, yakumo got bunkrupt. When I bought >> fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold its share. >> <Fyad> Just curious what to buy next... >> <r_heart> apple >> <hoobsta> Apple >> <sailo> apple >> >> --------------------- >> >> >> >> >> -- >> ___________ >> ©Toxis