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"Masala" <Thereisno@mail.com> wrote in message 
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> WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST 
> ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
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>                      This is the winner :
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>                      My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>                      Marrying you screwed up my life.
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>                      I see your face when I am dreaming.
>                      That's why I always wake up screaming.
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>                      Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>                      This describes everything you are not.
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>                      Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
>                      But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
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>                      I thought that I could love no other -- 
>                      that is until I met your brother.
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>                      Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and 
> so are you.
>                      But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the 
> sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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>                      I want to feel your sweet embrace;
>                      But don't take that paper bag off your face.
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>                      I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- 
>                      Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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>                      My love, you take my breath away.
>                      What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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>                      My feelings for you no words can tell,
>                      Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
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>                      What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>                      Two parts tequila, one part lime.
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