Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:

1. To plant your idea in someone's head.
2. To plant someone's money in your own pocket.

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* The one who succeeds in the former- is a 'teacher'.
* The one who succeeds in the latter- is a 'boss'.
* The one who succeeds in both is a 'wife'.
* The one who fails in both is a 'husband'!