Ties 10 jau raiciaus :DDDDDDD

"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
news:gs23go$pdr$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in 
> the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded 
> (but, boy, are these funny!)
>
> 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has 
> started to dig.
>
> 2. I would not allow this student to breed.
>
> 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
>
> 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
>
> 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to 
> achieve them.
>
> 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold 
> it all together.
>
> 7. This child has been working with glue too much.
>
> 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
>
> 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't 
> coming.
>
> 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a 
> week.
>
> 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 
> 1,000,000 others.
>
> 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
>
> -- 
> ___________
> ©Toxis