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"miego_brolis" <darius.n@takas.lt> wrote in message 
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> The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the
> activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.Grandma couldn't
> speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
>
> After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
> right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
> stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off
> to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her
> left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again
> grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.A
> nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're
> looking good! How are they treating you?"
>
> Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
> nephew...
>
> "The bastards won't let me fart."