A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at 
the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him 
the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
      A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is 
a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off 
he goes.
      There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord 
says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
      "No, a straw," says the Tramp.
      The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, 
so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
      To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all 
the good stuff's gone already".