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"bertas" <bertas@freemail.lt> wrote in message 
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> In the beginning there was the computer …
>
> And God said
>
> C:>Let there be light!
>
> Enter user id. C:>God
>
> Enter password. C:>Omniscient
>
> Password incorrect. Try again. C:>Omnipotent
>
> Password incorrect. Try again. C:>Technocrat
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
>
> C:>Let there be light!
>
> Unrecognisable command. Try again. C:>Create light
>
> Done. C:>Run heaven and earth
>
> And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
>
> C:>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
>
> Unrecognisable command. Try again. C:>Create firmament
>
> Done. C:>Run firmament
>
> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
>
> C:>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let 
> the dry land appear and …
>
> Too many characters in specification string. Try again. C:>Create dry_land
>
> Done. C:>Run firmament
>
> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
>
> C:>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
>
> Unspecified type. Try again. C:>Create sun_moon_stars
>
> Done. C:>Run sun_moon_stars
>
> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
>
> C:>Create fish
>
> Done. C:>Create fowl
>
> Done. C:>Run fish, fowl
>
> And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that 
> creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl 
> after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
>
> C:>Create cattle
>
> Done. C:>Create creepy_things
>
> Done. C:>Now let us make man in our image
>
> Unspecified type. Try again. C:>Create man
>
> Done. C:>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it 
> and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air 
> and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
>
> Too many command operands. Try again. C:>Run multiplication
>
> Execution terminated. 6 errors. C:>Insert breath
>
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
>
> Execution terminated. 5 errors. C:>Move man to Garden of Eden File
>
> Garden of Eden does not exist. C:>Create Garden.edn
>
> Done. C:>Move man to Garden.edn
>
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
>
> Execution terminated. 4 errors. C:>Copy woman from man
>
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
>
> Execution terminated. 2 errors. C:>Create desire
>
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
>
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
>
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:>Create freewill
>
> Done. C:>Run freewill
>
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
>
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:>Undo desire
>
> Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. C:>Destroy freewill
>
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter 
> replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>Help Desire cannot be undone once 
> freewill is created.
>
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter 
> replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>Create tree_of_knowledge
>
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
>
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:>Create good, evil
>
> Done. C:>Activate evil
>
> And God saw he had created shame.
>
> Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 
> errors. C:>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
>
> Search failed. C:>Delete shame
>
> Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. C:>Destroy freewill
>
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter 
> replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>Stop
>
> Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:>Break
>
> C:>Break
>
> C:>Break
>
> ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR 
> REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
>
> C:>Create new world
>
> You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files 
> before new ones can be created. C:>Destroy earth
>
> Destroy earth: Please confirm. C:>Destroy earth confirmed
>
> COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 
> 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
>
> And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.