Tema: Re: Kaip Dievas programavo.....
Autorius: Kantega
Data: 2012-06-13 01:03:56
aš labai seniai tą bajerį unix komandomis mačiau. Anuomet patiko,todėl kažkada neseniai guglinau ir deja neberadau.
Šitas DOSinis variantas tai toks lievas kad net nejuokingas :)))) Juokas ima tik iš tų asmenų kurie adaptavo tą seną unixinio stiliaus bajerį dosinei aplinkai :P

"Toxis" <tox@home.lt> wrote in message news:jr7v1m$e5e$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> 1) tai c:\ jau egzistavo? (tobish ne tik pats loginis diskas, bet ir os'as, 
> sistemine particija
> 2) kazhkas absoliuchiai nesupranta net komandu po dosu rashymo, ka jau 
> kalbet apie bet koki programinima
> 3) type command /? for help
> 
> "bertas"  wrote in message news:jr5dt8$8pb$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> 
> In the beginning there was the computer …
> 
> And God said
> 
> C:>Let there be light!
> 
> Enter user id. C:>God
> 
> Enter password. C:>Omniscient
> 
> Password incorrect. Try again. C:>Omnipotent
> 
> Password incorrect. Try again. C:>Technocrat
> 
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
> 
> C:>Let there be light!
> 
> Unrecognisable command. Try again. C:>Create light
> 
> Done. C:>Run heaven and earth
> 
> And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> 
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
> 
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
> 
> C:>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
> 
> Unrecognisable command. Try again. C:>Create firmament
> 
> Done. C:>Run firmament
> 
> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> 
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
> 
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
> 
> C:>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and
> let the dry land appear and …
> 
> Too many characters in specification string. Try again. C:>Create dry_land
> 
> Done. C:>Run firmament
> 
> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> 
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
> 
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
> 
> C:>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
> 
> Unspecified type. Try again. C:>Create sun_moon_stars
> 
> Done. C:>Run sun_moon_stars
> 
> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> 
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
> 
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
> 
> C:>Create fish
> 
> Done. C:>Create fowl
> 
> Done. C:>Run fish, fowl
> 
> And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
> creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
> fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> 
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
> 
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
> 
> C:>Create cattle
> 
> Done. C:>Create creepy_things
> 
> Done. C:>Now let us make man in our image
> 
> Unspecified type. Try again. C:>Create man
> 
> Done. C:>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
> and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air
> and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
> 
> Too many command operands. Try again. C:>Run multiplication
> 
> Execution terminated. 6 errors. C:>Insert breath
> 
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
> 
> Execution terminated. 5 errors. C:>Move man to Garden of Eden File
> 
> Garden of Eden does not exist. C:>Create Garden.edn
> 
> Done. C:>Move man to Garden.edn
> 
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
> 
> Execution terminated. 4 errors. C:>Copy woman from man
> 
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
> 
> Execution terminated. 2 errors. C:>Create desire
> 
> Done. C:>Run multiplication
> 
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
> 
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:>Create freewill
> 
> Done. C:>Run freewill
> 
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
> 
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:>Undo desire
> 
> Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. C:>Destroy freewill
> 
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter
> replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>Help Desire cannot be undone
> once freewill is created.
> 
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter
> replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>Create tree_of_knowledge
> 
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
> 
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:>Create good, evil
> 
> Done. C:>Activate evil
> 
> And God saw he had created shame.
> 
> Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1
> errors. C:>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
> 
> Search failed. C:>Delete shame
> 
> Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. C:>Destroy freewill
> 
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter
> replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>Stop
> 
> Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:>Break
> 
> C:>Break
> 
> C:>Break
> 
> ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
> REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
> 
> C:>Create new world
> 
> You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
> before new ones can be created. C:>Destroy earth
> 
> Destroy earth: Please confirm. C:>Destroy earth confirmed
> 
> COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT
> 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
> 
> And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. 
>