jautriems neskaityti...


How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he 
fell.
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What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and 
pretending it went all the way through.
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What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham.
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What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come 
on a boys face until he's 13.
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A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says 
to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my condition no 
one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the man kicks her 
into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."
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Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.
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What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.
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I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time 
to be special.
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Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
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Why does it take longer for a woman to orgasm than a man?  Who cares?
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What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?  A pizza can feed a 
family of four.
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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?  A pilot, you racist 
asshole!
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What's white and fourteen inches long?  Nothing.
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What does a white woman make for dinner?  Reservations.
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What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A 
pedophile.
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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns
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How do you know when a redneck has her period? She's only wearing one sock.
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