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"Toxis" <tox@home.lt> wrote in message 
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> jautriems neskaityti...
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> How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he 
> fell.
> --
> What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and 
> pretending it went all the way through.
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> What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham.
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> What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
> ---
> What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't 
> come on a boys face until he's 13.
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> A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl 
> says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my 
> condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the 
> man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."
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> Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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> Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.
> ----
> What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.
> ----
> I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first 
> time to be special.
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> Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
> ----
> Why does it take longer for a woman to orgasm than a man?  Who cares?
> ----
> What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?  A pizza can feed a 
> family of four.
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> What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?  A pilot, you racist 
> asshole!
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> What's white and fourteen inches long?  Nothing.
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> What does a white woman make for dinner?  Reservations.
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> What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A 
> pedophile.
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> What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns
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> How do you know when a redneck has her period? She's only wearing one 
> sock.
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