nu etiopijoj badas, tai manyciau "maisto" veltui nesvaistys :))
o su transu tai ir man nedaejo.

"tiutiu riu riu" <a@a.lt> wrote in message 
news:k1kegs$qp3$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> siaip super, bet situ nesupratau
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> What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and
> pretending it went all the way through.
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> What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.
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> "Toxis" <tox@home.lt> wrote in message 
> news:k1iu0r$l39$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> jautriems neskaityti...
>>
>>
>> How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... 
>> he fell.
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>> What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and 
>> pretending it went all the way through.
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>> What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham.
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>> What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
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>> What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't 
>> come on a boys face until he's 13.
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>> A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl 
>> says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my 
>> condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the 
>> man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."
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>> Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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>> Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.
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>> What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.
>> ----
>> I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first 
>> time to be special.
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>> Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
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>> Why does it take longer for a woman to orgasm than a man?  Who cares?
>> ----
>> What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?  A pizza can feed 
>> a family of four.
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>> What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?  A pilot, you racist 
>> asshole!
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>> What's white and fourteen inches long?  Nothing.
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>> What does a white woman make for dinner?  Reservations.
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>> What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A 
>> pedophile.
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>> What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns
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>> How do you know when a redneck has her period? She's only wearing one 
>> sock.
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